Never much of a drinker, particularly so early in the day, I opt for the water and manage not to spill anything. I don't have much doubt regarding which one Natalya will choose, however, and I can feel the frown tugging at my mouth before I have a chance to stop it.

"Ellen's fine," I tell her. "Better than."

Suffering through Valentine's Day was worth it for the day after, that's for sure, but I have the tact to not flaunt my one happiness.

"So what have you been up to besides being scarce?"