Yorick's been on the island awhile, he knows about it's fuckery. He's heard stories, he's experienced it. But never before has he been in the middle of taking a piss and been transported to the North fucking Pole!
He shoves his goggles up. "I'd say I'm dreaming, but my balls are officially frozen and pea-sized, I think they shrunk back up into my body-- Sam!?"
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Date: 2010-05-18 01:50 am (UTC)He shoves his goggles up. "I'd say I'm dreaming, but my balls are officially frozen and pea-sized, I think they shrunk back up into my body-- Sam!?"